When I drive to work in the morning I listen to 2 main radio stations. I listen to Howerd Stern comming in through a Buffalo station (Howerd was banned from broadcasting on a local station in Toronto a few years a go) and Metro Morning - the CBC morning show. Just the other day I realized how strange this is. Metro Morning is a serious news and event show geared to the Globe and Mail crowd, you have to be at a certain intellect to listen. Now how is this possible? Why does my mind like to interject farting noises and porn star interviews to stories about the Queens' visit to Canada and the crisis in Isreal? How does this register with the demographics marketeers of the CBC? What envelope would they file me in?